About Martians

Greetings Earthlings,


Thanks for checking out my site. You obviously came to this page because you wanted to know more about this blog or to see if Martians have unofficially taken over the blogging community. 

Ha, ha, no…

My name is Randall and as you can see I am a real person who happens to share a genuine concern with you and many others like you that want to keep our dogs safe and happy for many years to come.

You may be asking, What Inspired This Blog?

Max did.

Please be advised the following link is considered extremely graphic and should only be viewed in the company of your parents if you are under the age of 21. Viewer discretion is advised.

Maximus Decimus Aurelius or Max for short, was playing with a toy that was flawed. The toy created a suction around Max’s tong and couldn’t be removed without amputation. 

The owner felt like Max couldn’t live a healthy life without his tongue so she made the hard decision to put Max to sleep. 

FYI, Stay away from the toy called Kong Beast Tuggle, there is an image on this blog of a dog that had to be rushed to the vet with that same toy stuck on its tongue!

Fortunately, the owners were able to get their fur-babby to the hospital in time and the dog was able to make a full recovery. Yes!